Boob Tube

It's a delightfully surreal and sexy flick that begins with Jewell Marceau watching a 1950s TV series and lamenting the utter lack of sex therein. Soon she's transported into the TV show � dressed in a period polka-dot dress, no less � where she finds out things aren't quite as straitlaced as they seem. For one thing, the lamp in the living room is actually Madison Young in bondage with a lampshade on her head, and Jewell does her best to turn thfat lamp on. When Bridgett Harrington, a native of the TV world, bursts in, she's appalled at the action, and she and Jewell have a spirited debate about whether bondage is more suited to function or fun. Meanwhile, Chanta Rose and Satine Phoenix get together for a polite social tea, which soon moves into the realm of rope bondage and vintage '50s underwear! Soon Satine is all tied up, and Chanta gets to work on her with a (thankfully anachronistic) vibrator. We return to Jewell and Madison, who've taken their fun outside, where Madison is pressed into service as a human clothesline, suspended sideways in a net of ropes. It's not long before the clothespins come out, of course. Madison is hit with a riding crop, doused with cold water, and generally abused for Jewell's amusement.... but comeuppance always comes. Bridgett arrives and takes charge of Jewell, wrapping her in ropes and chastising her verbally and otherwise, at one point making her into a living watering can. By the end of the film, Madison is transformed into a human footstool, Jewell is made into a living TV stand-cum-drink holder, and all is right with the world. This is weird, whimsical, smart BDSM, highly recommended.